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wereworldsurvivor:

mintysmiscellany:

heartsandpalmtrees:

mintysmiscellany:

heartsandpalmtrees:

OMG I would LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!

I have the mobi (for kindle) version of the first seven books in the series. I can upload them to dropbox if you guys want it. FWIW if you download calibre (free ebook software) you can convert the mobi to pdf or whatever ebook format suits you.

ohmygosh, if you’d be willing to do this I’d LOVE LOVE LOVE you forever!!!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Enjoy! Only request is that you and loveistheessenseofbeauty let me know how you guys like it. I need another epic fantasy series to fill my Game of Thrones void until the sixth book drops. And if you guys read up to 7 and need book #8, just let me know and I’ll see if I can dig it up for you in the dark corners of the interwebs.

Wanted to say Thank You, too! I’ve just downloaded these onto my iPad….but just thought I’d bring it to your attention that the first and second links are copies of the first book only and there is no copy of the second book, Dragonfly in Amber….at least, that’s how they’re showing up on my Kindle App. :-)

Whoops, my bad. I’ll fix the link when I get home tonight :)

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shadymademedoit:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

stolen-hours

Just press play.

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heartsandpalmtrees:

mintysmiscellany:

heartsandpalmtrees:

OMG I would LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!

I have the mobi (for kindle) version of the first seven books in the series. I can upload them to dropbox if you guys want it. FWIW if you download calibre (free ebook software) you can convert the mobi to pdf or whatever ebook format suits you.

ohmygosh, if you’d be willing to do this I’d LOVE LOVE LOVE you forever!!!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Enjoy! Only request is that you and loveistheessenseofbeauty let me know how you guys like it. I need another epic fantasy series to fill my Game of Thrones void until the sixth book drops. And if you guys read up to 7 and need book #8, just let me know and I’ll see if I can dig it up for you in the dark corners of the interwebs.

(Source: loveistheessenceoflife)

ctron164:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

I really need for Egyptians to raise hell about this since the rest of us can’t seem to get to Hollywood. Egypt is in AFRICA, you racists revisionist assholes !

No words…

heartsandpalmtrees:

OMG I would LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!

I have the mobi (for kindle) version of the first seven books in the series. I can upload them to dropbox if you guys want it. FWIW if you download calibre (free ebook software) you can convert the mobi to pdf or whatever ebook format suits you.

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seveneaglestar:

I’m tired of seeing white people on the silver screen.

First, let me note that I am white. I am a white woman who goes to the theater to see probably a dozen films (if not more) in a given year, a white woman who readily consumes TV shows and series and often blogs/tweets about them. I love film. I love what Hollywood could be, but I must say that I don’t love what it is, and that is a machine generating story after story in which the audience is asked to root for a white (usually male) hero over and over and over (and over) again. I’m tired. I’m tired of directors pretending that white actors are the default and that people of color are a distraction when it comes to filmmaking. I’m tired of black women in Hollywood being relegated to roles of slaves and “the help” over and over again. I’m tired of films convincing themselves that they are taking on something fresh and new, the likes of which the world has never seen, but in actuality adhering to tired tropes and stereotypes.

One example that comes to mind is Avatar, a “groundbreaking” film about aliens and humanity, which, underneath it all, is the same old White Savior story. But more recently is Lucy, the film starring Scarlett Johansson in which a woman named Lucy evolves and is able to use 100 percent of her brain’s capacity after she unwittingly ingests a massive amount of drugs.

Lucy is about what humankind could be — it’s about possibilities. As Lucy’s brainpower grows stronger and the volume of knowledge she is able to access increases, she delivers monologues about how little humans understand about death, existence, and the universe, mediating on time and history. The film likes to think of itself as reimagining everything that we think we know about humanity, and presents to us their vision of what the most evolved woman on earth looks like:

A blonde white woman.

See, I just can’t get right with that.

You see, I was an anthropology major in high school and by the time I was 16 I’d learned all about Lucy (Australopithecus), the collection of bones found in Hadar and thought to have lived 3.2 million years ago, one of the oldest hominids we know of. Lucy the film doesn’t try to hide how cute they thought they were being by naming the supreme evolved being in their film “Lucy” — they show an ape-like creature crouched by a stream to illustrate just how far human beings have come, and say as much in the opening lines, depicting vast cities built up to show our progress. The original Lucy was not really an ape, though. She had small skull capacity like apes, but her skeleton shows she was bipedal and walked upright like humans. Hadar, by the way, is in the Awash Valley of Ethiopia.

So I guess what’s sticking in my craw is the assertion that while human life originated in Africa — a detail the film neatly skims over, placing the ape-like Lucy that Johansson sees in North America — somehow the way we imagine the most evolved human being is blonde and white. Even more, when Lucy gets surges of knowledge in the film, her eyes flash brightly blue. Because blue eyes, we all know, are the universal symbol of superiority, right?

How is it that in a film whose premise rests on the idea of reimagining the past, present and future, we still end up with a blonde white woman with flashing blue eyes as the stand-in for what personifies evolution and supremely fulfilled human potential? At one point the Ape-like Lucy and Evolved Lucy meet face-to-face as Evolved Lucy does a bit of time-traveling. Their fingers touch, and we see them deliberately posed to mimic the famous Creation of Adam painting, and in that moment I saw what I suppose we were supposed to see: humanity at its beginning, and then humanity at its end, at its most perfect. Blonde, white and blue-eyed.

I can’t accept that. I can’t accept that there was only one black woman in the entire film, who delivered one line and who we never saw again. I can’t accept that the bad guys were Asian and that although in China, Lucy’s roommate says, “I mean, who speaks Chinese? I don’t speak Chinese!” I can’t accept that in Hercules, which I also saw this weekend, there were no people of color except for Dwayne Johnson himself and his mixed-race wife, whose skin was almost alabaster. I can’t accept that she got maybe two lines and was then murdered. I can’t accept that the “primitive tribe” in Hercules consisted of dark-haired men painted heavily, blackish green, to give their skin (head-to-toe) a darker appearance, so the audience could easily differentiate between good and bad guys by the white vs. dark skin. I can’t accept that during the previews, Exodus: Gods and Kings, a story about Moses leading the Israelite slaves out of Egypt, where not a single person of color is represented, casts Sigourney Weaver and Joel Edgerton to play Egyptians. I can’t accept that in the preview for Kingsman: The Secret Service, which takes place in London, features a cast of white boys and not a single person of Indian descent, which make up the largest non-white ethnic group in London. I can’t accept that in stories about the end of the world and the apocalypse, that somehow only white people survive. I can’t accept that while my daily life is filled with black and brown women, they are completely absent, erased, when I look at a TV or movie screen.

I can’t accept that. And I can’t accept that when we think about the potential of humankind and what our brains are capable of doing and thinking and feeling, that people of color would be absent from that imagining. I can’t accept that. And I won’t. I’m tired of seeing people that look like me crowding screens both big and small: I am not what the world looks like. Hollywood, stop whitewashing characters. Give us more films like this year’s Annie. I’m no Lucy — like everyone else I’m only using a tiny amount of my brain’s capacity. But you don’t need to be a superhuman logic-machine to see that Hollywood has a major problem with depicting people of color, and it’s time to actually reimagine what the world can and should be

Gaawwwd some of the comments left under this article are depressing as fuck. BTW, the author of this article also wrote this kickass novel with a black female protagonist whose complexities are fully fleshed out and developed. She also has a love interest, but also, also, also, the three most prominent relationships in Tasha’s (our protag) story are with women of colour. Besides that, it’s just a brilliant post-apocalyptic zombie novel, the characters are truly complex, the plot is both intriguing and well-paced, and there is this one scene that is both hilariously hijinksy and thrilling…like it’d be a genius sequence to watch play out on film. If you have a Kindle, it’s only $3.06 on Amazon right now http://www.amazon.com/Panther-Hive-Olivia-Cole-ebook/dp/B00JHRYTJ0/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=&qid=

thedevilstrouser:

vanityfair:

Game of Thrones Star Natalie Dormer’s Comic-Con Photo Diary

Hey, corinnestark and @theswordskissed  

Also, is mintysmiscellany a GoT fan?

Am I a GoT fan? Yes, yes I am.

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classicladiesofcolor:

Gloria Jones singing “Tainted Love” (1964)

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duchessofdeviance:

medievalpoc:

sourcedumal:

note-a-bear:

ooooooh

OOOH LOOK AT THAT HISTORICAL ACCURACY THO

In which fantasy fiction with characters of color is subjected to the “historical accuracy” test and comes out on top once again…
(fyi this is the author of The Throne of the Crescent Moon, which has been featured for Fiction Week previously)


*sips water*
duchessofdeviance:

medievalpoc:

sourcedumal:

note-a-bear:

ooooooh

OOOH LOOK AT THAT HISTORICAL ACCURACY THO

In which fantasy fiction with characters of color is subjected to the “historical accuracy” test and comes out on top once again…
(fyi this is the author of The Throne of the Crescent Moon, which has been featured for Fiction Week previously)


*sips water*

duchessofdeviance:

medievalpoc:

sourcedumal:

note-a-bear:

ooooooh

OOOH LOOK AT THAT HISTORICAL ACCURACY THO

In which fantasy fiction with characters of color is subjected to the “historical accuracy” test and comes out on top once again…

(fyi this is the author of The Throne of the Crescent Moon, which has been featured for Fiction Week previously)

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*sips water*

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